“I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social centre, but it’s no place actually to get any work done.” – Katharine Whitehorn
“All I ever wanted was an honest week’s money for an honest day’s work.” – Sergeant Bilko
“We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.” – Keith Davis
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
“He ended the job as he began it; fired with enthusiasm.” – Don O’Shaughnessy
The above are all courtesy of the notepaper footers at Home House, London.