You’ve been in consulting far too long when…

You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.

You decide to re-org your family into a “team-based organisation.”

You refer to dating as test marketing.

You can spell “paradigm.”

You actually know what a paradigm is.

You understand your airline’s fare structure.

You write executive summaries on your love letters.

You think that it’s actually efficient to write a ten page paper with
six other people you don’t know.