You’ve been in consulting far too long when…
You ask the waiter what the restaurant’s core competencies are.
You decide to re-org your family into a “team-based organisation.”
You refer to dating as test marketing.
You can spell “paradigm.”
You actually know what a paradigm is.
You understand your airline’s fare structure.
You write executive summaries on your love letters.
You think that it’s actually efficient to write a ten page paper with
six other people you don’t know.