You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don’t care how many other Guitars you’ve played
Guitars don’t care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don’t care if you buy Guitar magazines.
Your Guitar doesn’t care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won’t care if you leave up the toilet seat.
Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don’t insult you if you’re a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.