Why guitars are better than men

Guitars don’t snore.

Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.

Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.

Guitars don’t come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.

You don’t have to praise a Guitar after playing it.

Guitars don’t have to prove anything.

Guitars don’t try to change you once you’ve bought them.

Second-hand Guitars don’t go to see previous owners when you’re out of town.

Guitars don’t have egos.

You don’t have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.

Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it’s a Guitar.

Your Guitar never spends a “night out with the Guitars” and comes home with a strange rash on its fretboard.