Things you will never hear on a musician’s tour bus:
Shouldn’t we go back for the drummer?
Oh no you don’t! It’s my turn to clean the bathroom.
Go roll ’em down the aisle all you want. They’re only cymbals.
So, I just walked her home, kissed her goodnight, and came back to the bus.
No, the monitor mix was perfect. I just screwed up.
Twenty percent? Our manager should get at least 30 percent!!
Why is there porno in the VCR?
Can you believe all the money we’re getting?
Boy, I can’t wait till we get to Omaha!
No thanks, I don’t want another beer.
Ladies, I need to see some proof of age please.