A man was sitting in the bar in departures at Manchester airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He assumes because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto –

“We love to fly and it shows”.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto –

Winning the hearts of the world”.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto –

“Going beyond expectations”.

The woman looks at him sternly and says –

“What the f*** do you want?”

“Ah!” he says, sitting back with a smile on his face…”Ryanair”.