Bush and Rice in the Oval Office

We take you now to the Oval Office…

President George W.  Bush:  Condi!  Nice to see you.  What’s happening?

National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice:  Sir, I have the report here
about the new leader of China .

Bush:  Great.  Lay it on me.

Rice:  Hu is the new leader of China .

Bush:  That’s what I want to know.

Rice:  That’s what I’m telling you.

Bush:  That’s what I’m asking you.  Who is the new leader of China ?

Rice:  Yes.

Bush:  I mean the fellow’s name.

Rice:  Hu.

Bush:  The guy in China .

Rice:  Hu.

Bush:  The new leader of China .

Rice:  Hu.

Bush:  The Chinaman!

Rice:  Hu is leading China .

Bush:  Now whaddya asking me for?

Rice:  I’m telling you Hu is leading China .

Bush:  Well, I’m asking you.  Who is leading China ?

Rice:  That’s the mans name.

Bush:  That’s who’s name?

Rice:  Yes.

Bush:  Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China ?

Rice:  Yes, sir.

Bush:  Yassir?  Yassir Arafat is in China ?  I thought he was in the Middle
East.

Rice:  That’s correct.

Bush:  Then who is in China ?

Rice:  Yes, sir.

Bush:  Yassir is in China ?

Rice:  No, sir.

Bush:  Then who is?

Rice:  Yes, sir.

Bush:  Yassir?

Rice:  No, sir.

Bush:  Look, Rice.  I need to know the name of the new leader of China .
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N.  on the phone.

Rice:  Kofi?

Bush:  No, thanks.

Rice:  You want Kofi?

Bush:  No.

Rice:  You don’t want Kofi.

Bush:  No.  But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Rice:  Yes, sir.

Bush:  Not Yassir!  The guy at the U.N.

Rice:  Kofi?

Bush:  Milk!  Will you please make the call?

Rice:  And call who?

Bush:  Who is the guy at the U.N?

Rice:  Hu is the guy in China .

Bush:  Will you stay out of China ?!

Rice:  Yes, sir.

Bush:  And stay out of the Middle East !  Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Rice:  Kofi.

Bush:  All right!  With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Rice (picks up the phone):  Rice, here.

Bush:  Rice?  Good idea.  And a couple of egg rolls, too.  Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China .  And the Middle East.  Can you Chinese food in the Middle East ?