Audio engineers

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “1…2…1…2…1…2…”

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “What’s a light bulb?”

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad General Electric’s customer support is.

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s what interns are for.

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: “If you just turn the other dimmers down a bit, the client won’t even notice that the bulb has gone out.”

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to operate the dimmer and one to say “A little too bright – turn it down.”

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “Well, first we need to evaluate how it will affect the artistic integrity of the piece to be played in the dark or in the light…”

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “I don’t know, how many engineers did it take at [rival-studio]?”

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and one to complain about the lack of high-end on the ladder.

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll just fix it in the mix.

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: First they have to determine if it an analog bulb or a digital bulb.

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “It’s in the manual. You DID READ THE MANUAL, DIDN’T YOU?”

Q: How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: “That’s lighting. I only do audio.”

Q. How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but the new bulb will have to be biased and calibrated and it’ll take about two hours.