Q: What do you call a Chav in a box?
Q: What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Q: What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Q: What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Q: Why are Chavs like slinkies?
A: They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight of
Q: What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
A: The bride.
Q: You’re in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
A: It might be your bike.
Q: What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
A: One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.
Q: What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
A: What you lookin’ at?”
Q: How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
A: Paint three stripes on it.
Q: Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who’s driving?
A: The police.
Q: What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
A: A liar.
Q: What do you say to a Chav with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac Please?
Q: What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
A: Will the defendant please stand.
Q: Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A: A Nova seats 4.